ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR

A place where women go to curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS

The only animal you eat before it is born, and after it is dead.

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold storage.

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE

Pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW

One of todays greatest labour saving devices.

WRINKLES

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.