Come on hawnkoa, retired folks are supposed to have fun. Here's an example.

The other day the wife and I went into town. We were only in a shop for about 5 minutes but when we came out there was a cop writing out a ticket.

I went up to him and said," come on man, give a senior citizen a break." He ignored me, so I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for bald tires. My wife beside me called him a shithead. Whereas he promptly commenced a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more abuse, the more tickets.

Personally, we couldn't care less, we came in to town by bus.

So you see there are all sorts of ways for a senior citizen to relax and have fun.