Five Surgeons

Five Surgeons from big Cities are discussing who makes the best Patients to operate on.

The first Surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third Surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'

The fourth Surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like Construction Workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth Surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.