Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife,
Kim wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon
trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under
there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did..
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim
confirms that he is interested.
Kim told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim
didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and
after paying Kim the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Kim answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he
give you $500?'
Kim, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT , my friends, is a poker player!
