Whoever put this together is a genius.
BL
http://tetesaclaques.tv/le_pilote_part_2_vid37
Translation below
Co Pilot:Commandant
Pilot: what do you want again
Co Pilot: the air contoller when he said he wasgoing to send 2 F-18's to shoot us down right in flight, do you think he was heserious
Pilot: of course not, you know the air contollersare bunch of little jokers
Co Pilot: well what are those 2 little dots on theradar approching us at high speed
Pilot: ho no it's not true, it's nottrue
F18 Pilot: Hello Flight 132 do you receiveme
Pilot: haaa yes this is flight 132 what can we dofor you
F18 Pilot: here is Commandant McCoy of the CanadianRoyal Air Force, you have an Atomic Bomb hidden in a can of raisin juice & Ihave received the order to shoot you down
Pilot: wo wo well HEYYY commandant McCoy hold on aminute, let's calm down, we don't press any buttons, this story is only a bigmisunderstanding there is no atomic bomb in the can, there is no atomic bomb inthe can
F 18 Pilot: are you absolutely sure of what you aresaying
Pilot: absolutely sure the can of raisin juicecontained only raisin juice it is confirmed & verified there is no atomicbomb in the can ABORT ABORT
F 18 Pilot: ok but could you describe me thepassenger with the suspicious behavior
Pilot: he's a little red haired guy from Chicoutimiwith fraekles he does not wear a Turbin, I repeat he does not wear a Turbin,there is nobody suspicious on board my plane, every thing is ok, we areabout to the start the film & everybodyonboard is in a good mood, ABORT ABORT
F18 Pilot: ok but for security reasons I'm willhave to ask you to land on the military landing strip in the great north ofQuébec situated close to Kujiuack
Co Pilot: where is that
Pilot: it's at the other end even the Esquimos findthat far away Kujiuack, Hum commandant McCoy our passengers are going to ForthLauderdale & hummmm
I can't drop them off in Kujiuack afterall
F18 Pilot: this is non negotiable, changedirections immediately or we will be forced to shoot you down
Co Pilot: turn the plane controls immediatelycommandant
Pilot: ROGER commandant McCoy, take it easy don'tpush the little button on your joy stick we are heading in direction of Kujiuackright away
F18 Pilot: I copy that, OVER
Co Pilot: ha well fantastic hey a little routineflight for Fort Lauderdale re-routed to Kujiuack
Pilot: ha you shut up, very strong ( expressionmeaning not impressed )
Co Pilot: very strong, verystrong...............
