We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you people are even
bothering to hold an election in the United States


On one side, you have a pants wearing female lawyer, married to
another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a
long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church,
who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country
her husband wants to run !


Now...on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name
starts with the appropriate 'Mc', married to a good looking
younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies !