An elderly couple who were both widowed, had been going out together for some time. Urged on by friends they finally decided to get married.

Prior to the wedding they had a long discussion, covering finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman broached the subject of sex. " How do you feel about sex?" he asked tentavely. " I think I would prefer it infrequently," she replied.

The old fellow thought about that for a while, then said, " Infrequently; do you consider that one word or two."