Pot holes national park welcomes you. With plenty of swimming holes and wide open spaces. Plant yourself in one of our therapeutic Mercury pools and relax your tension away. Or try one of are many mercury mud baths it cleans the skin right off. When you finished with this come on over for a nice massage from the national gaurd, we hear they give a great beat down.

Remember please don't pee in a pools, because we don't swim in your toilet.

Pot holes nationals park here for your enjoyment.

Thought we all need a bit of humor. Have a good night all.