Pavel, I have on my desk next to my Corona virus invaded desk top computer a small 4X2 inch hard plastic sign with a bright yellow background and bold capital black letters that reads:

I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM

I used capital letters because the sign is in capital letters.

The sign is one of my most treasured possessions.

Your last post indicates to me that you probably have earned the sign more than I have..... but you can't have my sign!   I do enjoy a good sarcastic note once in an while, though.  Thanks, Pavel, for keeping the pot boiling.  

My intent is not to establish a new long thread on the subject.  Any replies hopefully will go to the Off Topic Discussion Forum.... but you still can't have my sign, Pavel.   okiedo