** IN DA TWINKLE OF AN EYE **

DA GRIM REAPER COMETH LIKE A THIEF IN DA NIGHT, TO SET DA PATH STRAIT FOR SILVERADO

CHAPTER I

YEA, PEARLS OF WISDOM FOR DA RAT'S EAR WHO ARE BLINDED BY DA *LIGHT OF SILVERADO GOLD'* KNOW YE, THAT SHORTING SILVERADO GOLD SHALL BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE'


ON DA DAY OF DESOLATION,
GARRY SHALL STRETCH FORTH HIS LEGS TO QUICKLY TRODDEN-DOWN UNDERFOOT DA SHORTS AND NAKED SHORTS IN DA TWINKLING OF AN EYE

AND DA WALL STREET INVESTORS SHALL BE ASTONISHED AT DA UTTER- DESTRUCTION OF DA RATS WHO HAVE MALICIOUSLY SLANDERED GARRY AND SILVERADO GOLD DA PAST 6 YEARS.

AND DA DESOLATE PLACE OF DA 143.3 MILLION WORTHLESS SHORTS SHALL BE CALLED 'MTOAST'... TO BE SCORNED & REBUKED LIKE UNTO SODOM-GOMORRAH.

AND IN THOSE DAYS, DA LAND OF SOLOMON SHEAR SHALL GUSH FORTH WITH MUCH GOLD & ANTIMONY !!

AND IN THOSE DAYS, GARRY SHALL STRETCH FORTH HIS HANDS TO SHARE MUCH WEALTH WITH ALL DA LONGS, WHO HAVE DISPLAYED GREAT FAITH IN SILVERADOS' GOOD WORKS.

WHILE DA DESOLATE PLACE OF 'MTOAST' WILL SMOLDER IN FINANCIAL RUIN... FOREVER MORE.

WOE COMETH QUICKLY UNTO THOSE GREEDY RATS, WHO ARE CAUGHT WITH BOTH HANDS STUCK INSIDE DA FINANCIAL COOKIE JAR SHORTING SILVERADO 143.3 MILLON

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN !!
BOOK OF SILVERADO