Jimmi your analogy is pretty similar to your conspiracy theories. But hey let's have some fun with it.

Who is the kid in your analogy, is it Crystallex? Who are you? Some aunt who has brought the kid up really badly and is now worried the father will expose you and take your share of the spoils? I know who Don is - he's the kid's sister who tried to protect her brother from abuse, took a few whacks but is still standing. Rmbonger is the kid's best friend who was banned from visiting the family home but since the kid made it big has been let back in. OG is obviously the kid's girlfriend and college head cheerleader. The opt in committee are the kid's agent - they don't care about the father, they get their commission regardless.

Let's hope this story doesn't end with the kid blowing his knee out in his first big game.