Me and Marie (an ode to MEO by the new, non-confrontational Mergatroyd)

I'm eating cakes

As the New Year breaks,

Investors fair,

Do not despair.

For our management team

Is a shareholder's dream

And they'll turn the low

Into lots of dough.

Just hold on tight

And don't take fright,

They're the cream of the crop

And to ZERO they will never, never drop.........

Happy New Year and better luck next time fellers.