Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ********************
I had amnesia once---or twice. ********************
I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what? ********************
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ********************
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ********************
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ********************
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ********************
They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ********************
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ********************
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ********************
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ********************
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ********************
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ********************
Is it me --or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken? ********************
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE. SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS
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