Junkers,
"Venture Exchange Shuffle" has a nice ring. As long as it's not like the Kansas City Shuffle (Lucky Number Slevin).
Hopefully we will eventually end up with all the stock in strong and long hands to keep this thing a little more stable. I love rollercoasters but they are usually over in a few minutes, not a matter of months, day after day. The climb and anticipation is always exciting, the drop sucks!