Careful blu eyes, do you actually believe WC, that overweight, bloodshot eyed beach comber, a fugitive from kipling ?

He prob was sitting at a bare, stained, rickety, dirty enameled table covered with the residue of the last series of drinks, cheap beer, surrounded by call girls last night - sheesh , is that memory kicking in ??? Nah, can't be, I was in northern China.

He is an unrepentent Tropical Tramp. prob. hasn't shaved or bathed in over a week except for the monsoons catching hm outdoors.

He is incapable of being faithful to a lovely mule, let alone a 'Nor Easter' gal.

But he just 'may' be faithful to UC, a fully redeemable feature.?

Don Jose de La Mancha